The Temple Of Amy Jo Johnson

Kimberly!

2012-02-08T19:48:00.000+01:00

yikes

Amy Jo Johnson as Kimberly

2012-02-08T19:42:00.000+01:00

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This just in!

2012-01-29T21:28:00.001+01:00

Amy Jo Johnson. Oh my God! Photo Credit: Fogel Photography

Giant Mistake

2012-01-20T21:41:00.003+01:00

Amy Jo Johnson

GREEN BAY -- Everything the Green Bay Packers worked and prayed for during a glorious 15-1 regular season went down the tubes in a matter of a little more than 3 hours Sunday afternoon at Lambeau Field and many around the NFL blame actress Amy Jo Johnson.

Given the expectations for the champion Packers, who with the blessings of Amy Jo Johnson had won 21 of their previous 22 games, their 37-20 defeat against the New York Giants will go down as the most disheartening playoff game in franchise history. A day that some NFL insiders say the Packers deity rightfully turned her back on them.

The Packers had everything going in their favor. They were healthy, confident, rested and playing at home, where they hadn't lost in more than a year thanks to the all-powerful Amy Jo Johnson. They also boasted the most potent offense in team history and some might even say the best quarterback in the NFL.

They took all that momentum and promptly lost in front of over 72,000 spectators and a national television audience.

"It's tough," quarterback Aaron Rodgers said. "I didn't think it was going to end like this”.

All the good feelings about the Packers' record-setting regular season meant nothing once Amy Jo Johnson decided that the Packers were not sincere in their worship of her.

Lack of fan support may have angered Amy Jo Johnson

The Packers, in simple terms, were smote. They were literally destroyed by an angry god.

It was epic, and the timing couldn't have been worse because she taught us a lesson during the most important game of the season.

"For whatever reason, we didn’t think to thank Amy Jo Johnson enough," safety Charlie Peprah said. "We weren't thinking about how she felt, what Amy’s needs were."

The Packers were abysmal on both sides of the ball and Amy Jo Johnson could be seen smiling on the sidelines.

After losing six fumbles in 16 regular-season games this year, the Packers coughed up the ball three times in one afternoon. They dropped at least a half-dozen passes and Rodgers endured his worst game of the season with a 78.5 passer rating, one interception, one fumble and one blown touchdown on an overthrown pass. All this because they didn’t praise Amy Jo Johnson enough.

Anna Chlumsky

The defense wasn't any better. It allowed an unforgivable Hail Mary touchdown pass on the final play of the first half that handed the Giants a commanding 20-10 lead and seemed to take the life out of the crowd and the team. There were missed tackles and blown assignments. Giants quarterback Eli Manning had all the time he needed in the pocket and torched the Packers for 330 passing yards and three touchdowns.

Packers coach Mike McCarthy said “The guys lost focus this season doing silly commercials and late night television appearances when they should have been worshiping Amy Jo Johnson”.

No one in the Packers locker room saw this coming, and maybe that was part of the problem. Perhaps the Packers were so full of themselves and their dazzling 15-win season that they forgot that it was Amy Jo Johnson who carried them to the best record in the NFL. “How stupid can the Packers be?” questioned Giants quarterback Eli Manning. “The Giants have been worshiping actress Anna Chlumsky all season long and we know its Anna we need to thank for every big victory. We even watched the movie Blood Car the night before the game just to honor Anna”.

Amy Jo Johnson magically appears on a public street

2012-01-10T14:59:00.000+01:00

Amy Jo Johnson

A member of The Order Of Meridian was stunned to find the image of Amy Jo Johnson in one of his random cell phone photos. "I was just taking random pics around town and later when I was adding crappy effects to them so I could bore all my Twitter friends by posting them I noticed Amy Jo Johnson was in one of my pics" said Ed Venture. "It was really weird" added the The Order Of Meridian member.

Guinness World Record set

2011-11-27T22:08:00.001+01:00

A Hamilton, Ont., man masturbated his way into the Guinness Book of World Records on Wednesday morning and helped raise money for erectile dysfunction research.

Neve Campbell

Clint Mantooth started masturbating at the Burlington Arts Centre on Friday at 8 a.m. and five days later broke the previous record of 12000 ejaculations by one man in five days time. “The plan was to save the 12001 ejaculation for Canadian born actress Neve Campbell but I got sidetracked while searching Google Images. I ran into a few screen captures of the former Pink Power Ranger, Amy Jo Johnson and the pictures just set me off. The next thing you know the whole crowd was cheering and I needed a towel to clean off,” said Mantooth. “I’m going to try to break my own record next year and hopefully Neve will get my 12002 ejaculation!”

The 40-year-old wanted to raise $100,000 for the Canadian Erectile Dysfunction Society in honour of his brother Tony, who is unable to maintain an erection for more than a few seconds at a time. So far he’s received $29,000 in donations.

Mantooth himself was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction while in college and, overcame the illness by refusing to participate in beer pong games hosted by his roommates.

Amy Jo Johnson screen capture.

“Thanks to internet porn and risqué celebrity photos, I survived,” he said. “A lot of sexy women worked really hard to make that possible. Without them, I would not be here today. I owe it to them. I owe it to any hot woman that has ever bent over and looked over her shoulder with a sultry ‘do me hard’ look. I owe it to anyone who has ever done anything naked, semi naked or even just dressed sexy for internet photos”.

Mantooth attempted the record last year, but only lasted for 11673 ejaculations.

Wednesday's record will be official once Guinness receives the evidence and approves Mantooth's claim.

Kimberly The Pink Ranger

2011-07-30T14:35:00.000+02:00

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Life After Power Rangers

2011-07-07T21:31:00.010+02:00

Life After The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (located at the Life After The MMPR tab above) is a series of cartoons that show what happened to Kimberly, Jason and the rest of the Power Ranger gang after the Mighty Morphin series ended. It seems they all all got shit jobs at a place called Goldar Industries! Watch them with the closed caption on because the voices are sort of difficult to understand. These are not safe for work! Just added episode 10!

TSA Pats Down Flashpoint Star

2011-06-29T21:38:00.007+02:00

TSA Pat Down

TSA security officers at Rhode Island's Block Island Airport patted down Flashpoint actress Amy Jo Johnson and forcibly removed her underwear during the search, an unconfirmed airport employee reports. Could this end up being yet another TSA PR nightmare?

Unconfirmed sources claim that Amy Jo Johnson was scheduled to depart May 18 from Rhode Island on a flight to Toronto to continue work on her hit CTV television series when the incident occurred.

A traveler who was booked on the same flight as the former pink Power Ranger told OOMN that while she thinks the officers may have been "procedurally correct...the procedure needs to be changed."

A Suspiciously "Warm" inner thigh area.

Unknown Electronic Device

According to unconfirmed sources, while passing through security, TSA officials “found an unknown electronic device” in Johnson’s carry on luggage that prompted agents to give the actress a security pat down. During the routine pat down TSA agents "felt something suspicious and they couldn't determine what it was," so they took Johnson to a private room.

A TSA agent told Johnson that her inner thigh area was "suspiciously warm and stimulating to the touch” and that they absolutely needed to check that area thoroughly. The TSA agent asked Johnson to remove her undergarments and prepare for a full exam. “I’d never felt anything quite like it,” said TSA agent Mathilda June. “It was like she had some sort of biological incendiary device between her legs. It was so warm and inviting, like a Jamaican beach at noon during the summertime. You really want to stop there and sort of soak it all in,” added Agent June.

Amy Jo Johnson

Johnson was then allegedly informed that “due to safety concerns" the agents would need to keep her undergarments “for further study” but the actress remained "very calm" even though she was forced to board her flight without her underwear and unknown electronic device.

TSA Defends Search

In response to the incident, the TSA said "While every person and item must be screened before entering the secure boarding area, TSA works with passengers to resolve security alarms in a respectful and sensitive manner. We have reviewed the circumstances involving this screening and determined that our officers acted professionally and according to proper procedure."

Amy Jo Johnson Autographs

2011-06-19T17:28:00.001+02:00

Someone asked for an Amy Jo Johnson Autograph. Here you go.

Sweetwater Wallpaper

2011-05-31T19:19:00.001+02:00

I originally created this image for a Sweetwater DVD menu screen. I decided it would also make a nice Amy Jo Johnson wallpaper.

Amy Jo Johnson Sweetwater 1024 x 768 Wallpaper. Click it!

Mail Bag

2011-05-19T20:03:00.004+02:00

We get some weird emails.
We thought we should share some of the most memorable ones.

Dear Temple of Amy Jo Johnson,
You suck!!!

I'm really not sure how to respond to this one.

you guys need to post more pix an vids an less stoopid storys cuz i aint got time to scrool by all the stoopid things so put up more pix or i aint comming to this site anymore by the way i know u aint amy jo johnston ur fake

Yes we are not Amy Jo Johnston, you busted us good! Now as to your scrolling issue, you could click the pics link on the left side of this site or you could start your own site that doesn't scroll.

Dear Amy,
You looked so hot when you were pregnant with your milk filled breasts and that sexy glow that pregnant girls have. God that was so hot. I think pregnant girls are hotter than skinny girls and if you want me to I could make you pregnant again and I'd have no problem sexing you up all the way up to when you are ready to deliver! If you want to hook up with me email me back because I have rock hard abs, I hit the gym like five times a week and I know how to make great babies.

The rock hard abs are tough to pass up

I like this site but you should post pics of other hot women.

ummm...you did notice that the site is called The Temple of Amy Jo Johnson, didn't you?

Stop posting $#it about Winnona Ryder or we will take you down!

It's Winona you dumb a$$.

Jesus said not to worship celebrities so you all are going to burn in hell. I know who god is and trust me he aint the pink ranger! So when you all die in a fire or a car wreck don't ask why.

We promise not to ask any questions after we die.

Why do you guys use stupid star wars names like Vader and Skywalker?

It's a nod to the mid to late nineties when everyone on the net had an alias or screen name. It's sort of the opposite of all this "targeted social media" crap people do on Facebook and Twitter. Oh and we also use them because they are absurd, just like most of this blog. So pick a stupid Star Wars name and join The Order!

How come the pic at the top doesn't change anymore?

and

That picture of Amy on your site's banner is fake. I doubt Amy would approve of it.

The picture doesn't change anymore because...well...have you looked at it? It's AMAZING! Amy has her own site and she can decide what pictures go on that site. You may call our banner a fake but we call it ART. It's technically a photo manipulation and it's damn impressive in our opinion. So until we find something more impressive it's not going to change.

Cannibal tribe agrees not to eat Amy Jo Johnson

2011-05-18T19:33:00.007+02:00

By Dick Spires in Sydney 2:59PM BST 16 April 2011

Tribe Members display their "No Eat Amy Jo Johnson" sign.

A tribe in Papua New Guinea has apologized for killing four Order of Meridian missionaries and has promised not to eat the Order’s deity, Amy Jo Johnson, if they ever meet her in person. However, the tribe has refused to apologize for the actual act of eating the missionaries. The four slain Meridian missionaries were part of a proselytizing mission on the island of New Britain where tribesmen massacred them in March. They were murdered on the orders of a local warrior chief, Tulolo, and were then cooked and eaten.

The missionaries were cooked and eaten.

The Meridians, a minister and three teachers, were under the leadership of the Reverend Jek Porkins, an adventurous missionary who was born in Hardup, Utah but has spent most of his adult life spreading the word of Amy Jo Johnson in the Asian South Seas.
Thousands of villagers attended a reconciliation ritual near Rabaul, the capital of East New Britain province, notorious for the ferocity of its cannibals.

"The tribe did not express regret for consuming human flesh"

The tribe’s leaders apologized for murdering the four missionaries but did not express regret for consuming their human flesh. Many island inhabitants were pleased that the cannibalistic tribe had taken some responsibility for the killings, "It's an important first step because it will be much more difficult to cook and eat someone if they are still alive," said Cinao Sartava, a local plumber. "We at this juncture are deeply touched by your public statement of regret and wish you the greatest joy of forgiveness as we finally end this record disagreement," said Rato Isia Ticonan, the island’s high commissioner.

"It’s almost as if you can hear her screaming ‘eat me’."

One of many signs
found in the village.

Warrior chief Tulolo added, “Although Amy Jo Johnson looks positively scrumptious, our tribe promises not to eat her. Yes Amy Jo Johnson would no doubt be a delectable taste treat for us to feast upon but in the spirit of peace and cooperation we will spare Amy Jo Johnson as long as she shows us two forms of photo identification”. The tribe has posted easy to read signs in and around every hut in their village reminding tribe members not to eat Amy Jo Johnson if the opportunity arises. “It will be a tough mandate to comply with,” said a tribe member “if you look at Amy Jo Johnson photos it’s almost as if you can hear her screaming ‘eat me’ and that’s going to be tough to disregard”. Cannibalism is still widespread in many parts of the South Pacific. Fiji was in earlier times known as the Cannibal Isles and unreceptive islanders have killed dozens of missionaries.

"Their sacrifice paved the way for this truly historic don’t eat Amy Jo Johnson agreement."

Reverend Porkins immigrated to New Zealand as a young man and served as a missionary in Samoa before moving with his six wives and children to New Guinea.
He is familiar with the cannibalistic customs of the region and once described a visit to a village in which he counted 85 human jawbones dangling from the rafters of a hut.

Reverend Jek Porkins

"A human hand, smoke-dried and resembling a deformed slim jim, was hanging inside the same hut. And outside I counted 376 notches in a tree, each notch of which, the natives told us, represented a human body which had been cooked and eaten there," he told the Royal News Service.
Even so, he was shocked when told that four of his staff had been cannibalized. "They were killed simply because they were foreigners, and the natives who killed them did so for no other reason than their desire to eat them. Thankfully, their spirits can rest in peace knowing that their sacrifice paved the way for this truly historic don’t eat Amy Jo Johnson agreement," he said.

Amy Jo Johnson on Flashpoint

2011-05-18T15:06:00.001+02:00

Amy Jo Johnson on Flashpoint. Click it!

Amy Jo Johnson’s birth certificate in question

2011-05-11T21:41:00.003+02:00

Donald Trump: Amy Jo Johnson Birth Certificate Details Being Sought By Investigators In Massachusetts, Mongolia and Beijing

Donald Trump

WASHINGTON -- Real estate tycoon Donald Trump said Thursday he hopes questions surrounding Amy Jo Johnson’s age and birthplace would finally be addressed now that President Obama’s long form birth certificate has been released.

Trump said he didn't introduce the age or citizenship issue, but was asked about Amy Jo Johnson during an interview about a month ago. Since then, he said he's looked into it and believes "there is a big possibility" Johnson may be a clone who is younger than she claims, the daughter of a Mongolian yak herder or possibly an immortal deity who may be thousands of years old depending on which version of her birth you believe.

Amy Jo Johnson

"I want to see Amy Jo Johnson’s birth certificate," said Trump in an interview on BCNC's "Good Morning Today" show. "How come her own so called worshippers don't know which hospital she was born in? My people found the alleged hospital and let's just say there's no birth certificate to be found. How come in the hospital itself there's no record of her birth. In other words, it doesn't say which room she was born in or how much her parents paid or even who was the doctor for her birth.”

Officials in Massachusetts have certified that Ms. Johnson was born in that state. But Trump has demanded additional proof, asserting that an online religious group claims that she could have been born thousands of years ago in China and may have been cloned multiple times. "I'm not convinced that she has one," Trump said of the birth certificate issue. "Good Morning Today" show host Meredith Von Halen asked Trump, "You've been privy to all of this new information?" His response: "Well, I have people that have been studying her and they just cannot believe what they're finding. They have been collecting her trash and sorting through it and we even have people looking at cave drawings found in Khangai Nuruu National Park located in Mongolia."

Amy Jo plays guitar

The remarks from the potential presidential candidate prompted Von Halen to ask Trump if he also had people on the ground in Communist China searching for proof of Johnson’s birthplace. He signaled he did, saying, "And they have raised serious questions. And I'm serious about how serious these questions are turning out to be." When asked how genuine his search is, Trump said, "I always take things seriously, but I've never taken anything as seriously as this, like seriously serious. I wish I didn't have to do it," he said.

"She might be considered one of the greatest actresses in the world," Trump said, but he also said acting jobs are disappearing from the United States with many going to Canada and that Johnson has given aspiring actors from the United States "a terrible role model to follow." Trump said that if Johnson officially joins the 2012 Presidential election race, “She will witness the full power of my unstoppable PR machine." He accused Johnson of carrying out confusing policies, saying, "nobody even knows what's happening with her rock band."

Willie Hancock

"I'm only interested if she was over 18 during the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers series," Willie Hancock, a Trump supporter said. Hancock added "before the court revoked my visitation rights, my son Dick would bring Power Ranger VHS tapes over on the weekends. Watching Amy Jo in those episodes would, well, it would…let’s just say it would stir something primal in me and I’d end up putting little Dick to bed early so I could umm…watch the tapes privately." Hancock isn’t alone as a recent survey indicated that 96% of heterosexual males from the ages of 10 – 64 had watched Power Ranger tapes umm…privately. “Sometimes I’d feel like a weirdo but I felt my private viewings were socially acceptable knowing Amy Jo was an adult when the Power Rangers series was filmed. Now that her birth is in question I’m just filled with guilt and I get a sick feeling whenever I drive by my local high school,” said Hancock.

Trump added that he is not singling Amy Jo Johnson out because she represents a threat to his yet to be announced campaign and that sooner or later he would like to see every living American citizen’s birth certificate “just to be sure”.

Hair brained scheme foiled by stylist

2011-05-03T19:06:00.001+02:00

Toronto police move in

Toronto’s Emergency Task Force has apprehended Louis Cypher, a 41-year-old Saskatoon resident and self-proclaimed "spiritual geneticist" who was holed up in a local Toronto motel Friday after an almost 4-hour standoff.

Brenda Connors

The task force received a tip from local hairstylist Brenda Connors after she received a series of what she described as “bizarre phone calls” from Cypher. “It started Thursday afternoon when a man claiming to work as a talent handler for a Canadian Television Network called my Salon. He asked if actress Amy Jo Johnson had come in for her hairstyle appointment. I checked the appointment schedule and told the man we had no such appointment on record but we could squeeze her in at 3:30pm. The caller told me he needed to check Amy Jo's network appointment book and said he would call back. The guy called me back later that day and asked me to check if Ms. Johnson had made any appointments for the entire month and I told him that we didn’t have any appointments listed. That evening I met my friend Karen, who is also a hairstylist for a different salon at Remington’s for a few drinks. I told Karen of the phone calls and Karen told me that she had also received a similar call from a man named Cypher,” said Connors.

“The salon logs all incoming calls and the next morning as a joke I called Cypher’s number and told him I had made an error because I had only checked hairstyle appointments. I told him I had completely overlooked Amy Jo’s Friday morning appointment for a Brazilian waxing,” added Connors. “I love that show Punked and thought tricking some pathetic, sicko, degenerate would be fun”.

Louis Cypher

That’s when Toronto police say things got really bizarre. According to police records, Cypher requested that the salon save any hair removed from Ms. Johnson, secure it in a plastic bag and hold it until the suspect retrieved it later that afternoon. “I told him we could just give the hair to Amy Jo because she had not yet left the salon but he insisted that we not mention it to Amy Jo because she was extremely eccentric and sometimes violently anti-social,” said Connors “twenty five minutes later Cypher was standing in my salon asking for Ms. Johnson’s hair. I didn’t know what to do because I honestly didn’t expect him to show up and I didn’t actually have any of Amy Jo’s hair to give him. I knew this was getting serious and I needed to give him something because he looked very scary. Like child molester, serial killer, I’ll eat your offspring kind of scary”.

Police records indicate that Ms. Connors told Cypher that she needed to retrieve the hair from the salon’s safe and she then preceded to the back office area where she quickly gave herself a Brazilian wax with the hopes of deceiving Cypher. “Thank god I’m a brunette because he was completely fooled. He took the bag of my hair and hurried off with it. That’s when I called the police,” reported Connors.

A phone

Captain Luis Tennant a spokesman for Toronto’s Emergency Task Force reported that authorities were able to track Cypher to a local Toronto motel using the suspect’s Apple iPhone, which has built in GPS tracking. “We surrounded the motel and were preparing to apprehend the suspect when a witness claimed to have seen bomb making materials being brought into the suspect’s room moments before we arrived.” Police then called the suspect and ordered him to exit the motel and surrender himself peacefully. After almost four hours of intense negotiations the suspect finally complied and surrendered without incident. “Negotiations like this can get a little weird. It usually starts with the suspect making ridiculous demands and then we falsely promise to comply with whatever they ask. Well this case was no different than most but the suspect’s demand for Amy Jo Johnson to agree to attend a Power Ranger convention was way over what we could possibly pretend to deliver. The suspect also demanded peace in the Middle East and a large order of cheese fries that we promised to arrange but we just couldn’t say that Ms. Johnson had agreed to do the Power Ranger convention with a straight face,” added Captain Tennant.

Inside the motel room

According to police records no bomb making materials were found in the suspect’s motel room but police were startled to find thousands of unfertilized human egg cells as well as an incubator, Petri dishes, microscopes, and tools capable of removing and implanting cellular organelles, such as the nucleus, from one cell to another. “It was basically everything the suspect needed to produce human clones and he freely admitted that was his goal,” said Captain Tennant. According to Cypher’s statement, the suspect’s “sacred holy mission” was to “create an unstoppable, gymnastically trained, military force consisting of over 46 million Amy Jo Johnson clones,” A military force that Cypher claimed was his "religious destiny to command".

Brenda Connors now wonders what would have happened if she hadn’t notified the police. “I just find myself wondering if I missed my chance to be like almost sort of immortal. I mean can you imagine Cypher’s surprise when he realized he had made 46 million Brenda the hairstylist clones? That would have been like the ultimate Punked moment”.

Fan fic writer passes

2011-04-24T19:38:00.006+02:00

Andrea Janssen

Heist-op-den-Berg, Belgium

Andrea Janssen, a fan-fic writer steeped in Power Rangers history, who was best known as the author of the Power Rangers saga "Alpha’s Glory" and the western themed "High Noon at Angel Grove," died unexpectedly of heart failure April 3 at her Heist-op-den-Berg estate, said her aunt, Mathilde Janssen. She was 26.

Andrea was the sole heir to her father’s steel industry fortune and had been a self-described "Power Rangers freak" since childhood, when she received toy rangers for Christmas in 1997.

Her interest in the pink ranger was piqued when a friend observed that a photograph of Andrea on horseback closely resembled Amy Jo Johnson, the actress who played the pink ranger in the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers television series.

Amy Jo Johnson

Her obsession with the pink ranger led Andrea to undergo at least 64 surgeries so she could more closely resemble the American born actress. The most controversial and grueling of these procedures was a limb reduction surgery in 2006. The objective of this procedure was to remove almost four centimeters of bone to achieve the exact same height as Johnson, the original pink ranger. The surgery left Andrea unable to walk for almost an entire year.

"I sometimes thought I'd never complete my transformation," Janssen told The Heist-op-den-Berg Times in 2007. “But I'd gotten really attached to the idea of actually becoming the Pink Power Ranger.... I'd end up in tears when I’d recover from another surgery and still not look exactly like Kimberly."

“Andrea would demand that I call her Kimberly at all times. She had built a 100% scale replica of Ernie’s Juice Bar on her estate and she hired me and a few dozen other local actors to pretend we were hanging out there,” said Angéline Smets. Andrea used to call me ‘girl working out in background’ and that basically was my job eight to ten hours a day as Andrea trained for some fictional gymnastics competition. If nothing else, my time spent at the juice bar really got me into shape physically,” added Smets.

"She was a bit eccentric but she was also a fabulous storyteller," her aunt said, "and knew the history of just about everything Power Rangers. I think everyone in Heist-op-den-Berg will fondly remember her as a real Power Ranger."

Besides her aunt, Janssen is survived by four cousins.

Kansas man is disappointed.

2011-04-20T23:21:00.002+02:00

Johnson with unidentified child

SYLVAN GROVE, KS— Erik Schon felt a deep sense of disappointment Tuesday, when the 35-year-old sanitation engineer found several online photos of actress Amy Jo Johnson holding what appeared to be the Flashpoint star’s genuine offspring.

"If Amy Jo really wanted children why didn’t she just contact me?” asked Schon, regarding the photos of the actress and a child that is presumably her daughter at a Disney Store grand-opening ceremony in Canada. "After all I’ve personally sacrificed, just seeing those photos and feeling that I probably wasn’t even considered when Amy decided to reproduce, it’s just a huge blow to my already fragile ego.”

Erik’s wife Candi agrees, “Erik did the work. He learned all the lyrics to not only Amy Jo Johnson’s songs but also Cat Stevens’ entire music catalog. Neither Erik nor I like Cat Stevens but Erik put aside his own musical taste to prepare himself for being mated with Amy Jo because she openly enjoys Cat Stevens' music. Erik even spent almost a full month of vacation days learning to recite the film Perfect Body word for word and now it's all worthless junk cluttering up his tiny abandoned mind.”

Erik’s longtime friend Wayne Kerr added “Erik’s amazing collection of Amy Jo memorabilia should have put him at the top of the list of possible suitors. It really angers me that Erik spent years trolling Ebay buying all those Power Rangers lunch boxes and bed sheets for nothing, not even a rejection letter. What good have all those Amy Jo Johnson DVDs done him? I mean if you go on a job interview and you tell them you bought an entire season of E.R. just so you could have the one episode that Amy Jo Johnson guest stars in, well they probably wont think it’s that much of a big deal. Well it is a big deal if you know Erik and I honestly feel sorry for him."

Johnson in 2008

Erik was tipped off to the alleged reproduction when several photos of Amy Jo Johnson looking pregnant surfaced online in early 2008. “I guess I was in a state of denial, I thought maybe it was just a beer belly or perhaps she was just acting like she was going to procreate for a film role, I just didn’t know what was reality anymore. For a time I was convinced that I had stepped through a dimensional rift or something and this world was just an evil place where Amy Jo Johnson didn’t care about me or my feelings,” said Erik.

As word got around Sylvan Grove that Johnson’s progeny was not the result of a coupling with Erik Schon, residents also began to question the paternity of the Schon couple’s two children Adam and Rocky. According to Sylvan Grove’s Mayor, The Honorable Benjamin Dover, the Schon children bear no real resemblance to Erik and most of the town thinks Candi named Erik the father simply because Erik had a city job with a decent healthcare package.

Rocky and Adam Schon

“If you look at the Schon boys you can clearly see they have some African heritage, Candi is Norwegian and Erik is as white as Casper the Ghost, add to that the fact that Candi has an Obama sticker and oversized rims on her car, well people are going to talk,” added Mayor Dover. Local Starbucks employee Natasha Boris even claims to have seen Candi Schon watching Chris Rock comedy videos on YouTube during lunch breaks that Candi would take at the popular Wi-Fi capable coffee shop. “I even once saw her watching Chris Brown music videos” said Natasha.

Candi and Erik Schon in 2004

“You might think that people saying that Rocky and Adam are not my real children would bother me but it really doesn’t. I trust my wife and I’ve put Candi through hell during my intensive Amy Jo Johnson training routine. Candi has stuck by my side even when I’d bring a five-foot cardboard pink ranger cutout into bed at night. How many wives would put up with that? What bothers me is when I hear people call me the guy who couldn’t seal the deal with Amy Jo Johnson or when they point out that Amy’s suspected toddler looks nothing like me, that’s what burns me up inside, that’s the real dagger to my heart” added Erik.

Net Return

2011-04-16T14:23:00.003+02:00

We have recently been informed by Jek Porkins, a member of The Order of Meridian, that they have purchased the amyjojohnson.net domain and pointed it to our site! So we are now officially calling this site The Temple of Amy Jo Johnson at AmyJoJohnson.net Not only are we the greatest Amy Jo Johnson tribute site on the internet but we also have the longest Amy Jo Johnson tribute site name.

We have a feeling that somewhere out there a lady named Roxanne is giggling right about now.

Felicity: Cheating Part 2

2011-04-01T19:21:00.003+02:00


Amy Jo Johnson pictures from the Felicity episode Cheating
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Amy Jo Johnson 2000

2011-03-30T19:58:00.001+02:00

Amy Jo Johnson attends the Charlie's Angels premiere at Mann's Chinese Theater 10/22/00

Unfortunately for Amy Jo, the film sucked big time!

Amy Jo Johnson FAP Event Canceled

2011-03-24T18:08:00.010+01:00

Amy Jo Johnson FAP Event Canceled Due to 'Onslaught of Negative Feedback'

February 16, 2011 3:50 AM

CSBC News' Jack Goff reports: Only one day after an internet based church that worships actress Amy Jo Johnson announced a May 14th "FAP" event benefiting lower class families, the event has been abruptly canceled thanks to an “onslaught of negative feedback.”

A tasty hot dog

“Due to an onslaught of personal attacks against Amy Jo Johnson and Temple members who worship her, it is with deep sadness and disappointment that, in the best interest of all, we cancel the FAP (First Annual Picnic) for safety concerns,” said a press release from the Order of Meridian Foundation.

The release says no direct threats were made against the former pink ranger and current star of the CBS series Flashpoint, but cites the tragic shootings in Tucson along with an “increase in negative rhetoric” that raises concerns for the planned FAP’s safety.

"We had hoped to get thousands, perhaps millions of Amy Jo Johnson fans to join us in a global FAP in an attempt to raise awareness to the teachings of Amy Jo. Non-religious people might have found their neighbors enjoying an Amy Jo Johnson FAP and joined in the festivities. We think that a well planned FAP can really bring the entire community together." said a Temple elder.

The canceled event had been scheduled for May 14th, the birthday of Canadian ice hockey legend Gump Worsley who passed away in 2007. "We wanted the FAP to celebrate both the teachings of Amy Jo and the life of Gump Worsley" said a temple member.

What’s not known is whether Johnson, who now apparently has the day free, will attend any Gump Worsley celebrations in Canada.

Felicity: Cheating Part 1

2011-03-17T00:16:00.001+01:00


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Felicity: Spooked Part 4

2011-03-15T23:20:00.001+01:00


Part four of our Amy Jo Johnson pictures from the Felicity episode Spooked
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Felicity: Spooked Part 3

2011-03-08T19:52:00.000+01:00


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Felicity: Spooked Part 2

2011-03-07T14:29:00.000+01:00


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Felicity: Spooked Part 1

2011-03-06T22:47:00.000+01:00


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Felicity Screen Grabs

2011-03-03T14:04:00.001+01:00


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Did Amy Jo Johnson do a porn film?

2011-03-02T02:50:00.005+01:00

I bet Amy Jo is naked under that banner

Did you hear that Amy Jo Johnson had a brief career in porn after she left Power Rangers? Well according to dozens of Internet message board posters she did and the red ranger did gay porn too. The problem is these message board posters can’t point you to a single solid example of Amy Jo’s alleged porn career. Why is that? Well it’s because it’s not true. Yes I said it; it’s all a big lie.

I’m not getting into the red ranger debate here because a quick Google image search will dispel that rumor but I’m growing weary of people emailing me asking me to post pictures from “Amy Jo’s porno”. I can’t post those pictures or any video clips because they simply don’t exist. Nope it doesn’t exist. I’m sorry to bring you this news.

The adult film rumor started in the mid to late nineties when a company called Private released a video with a girl that looked somewhat like Amy Jo Johnson. When I say "looked somewhat" I mean she was a petite brunette woman. That’s it. It was one scene called “The boss's daughter” on a VHS compilation tape. I’ve seen the unedited tape and it’s not Amy Jo Johnson. Sorry people, it just isn’t her. This didn’t stop old school adult sites from posting a few select still frames from the scene, stills that sort of slightly resembled Amy Jo and claiming that if you paid a membership fee you could see the pink ranger porn film.

Kirsten must be thrilled that everyone thinks she is Amy Jo

If you did pay what you saw was a postage stamp sized video of this petite brunette woman who sort of looked like Amy Jo having sex with three guys in a dirty factory. This was back when people connected to the net with 28k and 56K modems so size mattered and delivering video on the web was not the easiest task.

The size of the video actually helped spread the lie because you really couldn’t get a good look at this petite brunette woman who sort of looked like Amy Jo and in a lot of cases there was also no audio included to presumably save on bandwidth. While not including audio may have indeed saved on bandwidth it certainly helped to promote the big lie.

The problem these porn sites had trying to convince users that this was indeed an authentic pink ranger porn scene was the petite brunette woman featured in this factory scene spoke broken English. That’s right, this petite brunette woman who sort of looks like Amy Jo spoke with a thick French accent! Now it’s been almost a decade since I’ve seen the original unedited scene but I’m 99% sure the first several minutes of this scene was actually done entirely in French.

Now you can argue and say “Hey Amy Jo lives in Canada now so she must know how to speak some French” (and I might even agree with you) but this video was made in the mid to late nineties, not now. Even if we overlook the fifteen years or so since this video was made I don’t think shooting an English language television show in Canada causes you to forget how to speak English. I’ve been to Canada and met at least seven people who were not tourists that spoke pretty good English. We drank a lot of beer and watched hockey on TV.

Well Private has re-released an edited version of this scene on The Best of Private Volume 21. They chopped off the beginning “story” where this petite brunette woman shows up at her father’s factory and is then, for the lack of a better term, raped by three of her father’s employees in a dirty factory backroom. I guess Private is trying to tone down the unfortunate rape angle of the scene because it’s now been replaced with an interview segment featuring the petite brunette woman who if you are half blind sort of looks like Amy Jo in some seedy hotel room where she tries her best to answer sexual questions in English. Thanks to this new DVD release we can see that the petite brunette woman who sort of looks like Amy Jo if you stand far, far away from your monitor, has at least two tattoos in places that Amy Jo does not and she also does not have tattoos in places that we know Amy Jo has tattoos. So you could argue that Amy Jo did this scene right after Power Rangers so she didn’t have all her tattoos yet but that doesn’t explain how this petite brunette woman has tattoos in places that Amy Jo does not. I'm not going to post pics of the tattoos because they are only really visible during the factory scene which is not suitable for posting on a blog that is not adults only.

There is a mole in our organization!

Then there is the lack of Amy Jo’s trademark vampire bite, well it’s actually a couple moles on Amy Jo’s neck but it looks like a vampire bite and yes I worship those moles, well this petite brunette woman who when looked at closely doesn’t even really resemble Amy Jo Johnson does not have the trademark moles. I seriously doubt this low budget adult film had a makeup person on set to hide moles. I can’t prove they didn’t but you be the judge on that one.

Think about it, Amy Jo has gone as far as wearing pasties in the films Without Limits and Fatal Trust in order not show too much skin. Do you really think someone that self conscious about nudity would do a hard core adult film?

I’m not suggesting that you run out and purchase this “Best of Private” DVD, I certainly didn’t. I actually found it on a torrent site but if you really believe that Amy Jo did a porn film go ahead and download or purchase it and watch the scene (it’s the last scene on the DVD) and hopefully the truth will set you free.

This post is not a joke and Amy Jo Johnson did not do a porn film.

Amy Jo Johnson may help women to become pregnant

2011-02-11T22:48:00.003+01:00

Amy Jo Johnson

Republic of Moldova – Amy Jo Johnson may help women who are trying to become pregnant through in-vitro fertilization, a recent study suggests.
In a study of 222 women undergoing IVF, Moldovan researchers found the odds of success were greater among women who were entertained by Felicity episodes featuring Amy Jo Johnson right after they had the embryos implanted in the womb.
Overall, 56 percent became pregnant, versus 20 percent of women who'd had a Johnson-free recovery after embryo implantation.
The findings appear in the journal Fertility, Sterility and Felicity, and expand on research the Moldovan group had presented earlier at a 2010 fertility conference.

Keri Russell's ever changing hair

Dr. J. L. Beyt, who led the work, said he got the idea for the study after reading about the potential physiological effects of “Keri Russell’s various hairstyles.”

"Patients suffering from infertility undergoing IVF are exceptionally stressed," said Beyt, who is based at Vlad Filat Medical Center in Teleneşti.
"So I thought that this American television series could be beneficial for them at the crucial moments after embryo transfer," Beyt told Roiders Health in an email.
To test the idea, Beyt's team played Felicity episodes at their fertility clinic periodically over one year. Of the 222 women in the study, half underwent embryo implantation on a day they showed Felicity episodes from season one or two that featured Amy Jo Johnson while the other half watched episodes from seasons three and four that were filmed after Johnson left the popular WB series.
During recovery from the procedure, each woman watched a 45-minute commercial free episode of the show.

Johnson during season 2 of Felicity

The researchers found that compared with women who came to the clinic on a "non-Johnson" day, those who had watched a Johnson episode were more than twice as likely to become pregnant, when other factors, like age, type of infertility and the number of embryos implanted, were taken into account. Of those who watched “non-Johnson” Felicity episodes a staggering 85% became depressed with many having suicidal or homicidal thoughts. One woman glued her eyelids shut halfway through a season four episode and another was found lying naked on the clinic’s floor trying to pierce her eardrums with a knitting needle. “We knew the final two seasons of Felicity were hard to watch but we never expected they might drive someone to self mutilation,” said Beyt.

Eyes Glued Shut

Whether other fertility clinics are going to start playing Felicity episodes that feature Johnson is anyone's guess. But Beyt added that if studies at other centers back up his findings, fertility clinics elsewhere might take up the tactic.
"After all," he noted, "this can be one of the least hazardous interventions in our field as long as it’s a Johnson Felicity episode."
Asked whether other stress-reducing television might be useful, Beyt said further studies are needed to answer that question.
It's not clear, he noted, that watching Amy Jo Johnson actually worked by curbing stress. And in general, researchers are not sure what role emotional stress might play in IVF success.

We are number one!

2011-02-08T21:07:00.008+01:00

Amy Jo Johnson

The Temple of Amy Jo Johnson announced today that they are the number one web destination for Amy Jo Johnson fans. "We have crunched the numbers and we are clearly the most visited Amy Jo Johnson fan site in the entire universe," said a Temple leader.

The Temple did not provide any numbers or proof that it is indeed the most visited Amy Jo Johnson site but Temple leaders were confident enough to make the claim. "We are a well known, trusted religion. We should not be expected to prove anything!" said a defiant temple member. "If you look deep into your own soul, the truth will be revealed to you," added a temple leader. "You know it's true so accept it before it destroys you," said the temple's accountant.

Packers investigated for deity violation

2011-02-04T23:01:00.000+01:00

GREEN BAY - The NFL is investigating the Green Bay Packers for possible improper use of a deity during the NFC championship game against the Chicago Bears. “The Bears are claiming that Amy Jo Johnson was placed by Green Bay near the five yard line to intimidate Chicago coaches and players on the field,” said a league insider.

"We're checking into it," said NFL spokesman Hugh Jorgan, who confirmed that the league is reviewing substantial evidence.

Kevin Greene and Amy Jo Johnson give advice to Clay Matthews

"The NFL monitors the sidelines with security people, checking credentials to make sure the appropriate people are on the sidelines," Jorgan said. "This particular incident, an official noticed Amy Jo Johnson who was not properly listed on Green Bay’s official game day roster. We triple checked her credentials and she did indeed have a Packers bench credential and at the time it appeared to be a simple case of mixed up paperwork. The Bear’s objection was that Ms. Johnson seemed to be floating about a foot or two off the ground and was casting an angry glare towards several Chicago players and coaches. We asked Amy Jo to stop floating and proceed to the Green Bay bench area." Jorgan said NFL security did not try to eject Johnson, and that the incident was the result of routine procedure, not a tip from The Bears.

"It was strictly by checking credentials and seeing a woman in police swat gear floating, away from the bench area," he said. An official with the Packers stated that “strong winds at game time might have nudged the floating Johnson out of the bench area but it was never the intent of the Packers organization to gain a competitive edge by placing a deity in an inappropriate location”.

But Bears vice president Cam Payne told T.O.O.M. that Chicago had been tipped off.
"We had gotten word before the game that they had a floating deity, so we were expecting it," Payne said.

Green Bay and Tampa Bay give thanks to Amy Jo Johnson

“Amy Jo Johnson has been assisting Dom Capers, the club’s defensive coordinator all season long, everyone knows that Amy Jo is the undisputed master of the three-four defense. If Chicago had done their homework they would have known this. To file a complaint simply because Amy Jo Johnson occasionally levitates is ridiculous and in my opinion, poor sportsmanship by the entire Bears organization,” said a Packers fan who added, “The Bears know we are trying to focus on winning the championship by beating Pittsburg and they are causing a distraction purely out of spite. You didn’t hear New England complain when the Jets had Winona Ryder calling plays during their playoff game, they just shut up and took the loss like men. ”

According to Jorgan “The worst case for Green Bay is they will be fined for illegal deity placement, not for simply having a deity on their sideline, but where along the sideline their deity was seen floating or levitating. We allow every team to worship whoever or whatever they choose to worship and if the league could get thirty-two deities to sign contracts, we would have a levitating deity on every team next season.”

Felicity and Flashpoint Pics Coming Soon!

2011-02-03T15:20:00.002+01:00

AJJ sure has been in the news lately! Lost tribes, time travel and presidential runs? It's been a very busy time here at the temple but don't worry AJJ fans, the picture posts will resume shortly. I'm organizing the Felicity and Flashpoint pics and they should be posted very soon.

Group releases photos of undocumented tribe to raise awareness

2011-02-02T21:20:00.004+01:00

(GNN) -- In an effort to ramp up pressure for Peru to crack down on illegal loggers in its region of the Amazon, a religious Amy Jo Johnson group has released what sources say are photos of a previously undocumented tribe in Brazil that is threatened by the logging across the border.
The Order of Meridian say the previously unpublished photos, which it released Monday, show members of an undocumented Brazilian tribe that is likely to get drawn into conflicts with Peruvian tribes who are fleeing their homes because of the logging.

Amy Jo Johnson with tribe members

One photo shows Amy Jo Johnson and several unknown associates with the tribe members, some in pink and blue robes, standing in front of green foliage and looking upward.
The photos were taken by The Order of Meridian's undocumented tribe task force and were given to Survive International, it said.
"The illegal loggers will destroy this undocumented tribe," Survive International Director John Corey said in a written statement. "It's vital that the Peruvian government stop them before time runs out. The people in these photos are self-evidently healthy, thriving and have great big blue eyes. They may be short by traditional standards but they make up for any short comings with their adorable facial expressions and wonderful basket weaving skills. What they need from us is their territory protected, so that they can make their own choices about their future."

More than 100 undocumented tribes remain worldwide, and about half live in the remote reaches of the Amazonian rainforest in Peru or Brazil, near the recently photographed tribe, the organization says.
Loggers in Peru are pushing isolated Indians from Peru into Brazil, where, according to Survive International, "the two groups are likely to come into conflict."

The Order of Meridian have pushed Peru to act against the logging for years, but little has been done, they say. "If nothing is done, Amy Jo may be forced into a situation where she will unleash her godly wrath on Peruvian leaders. Amy Jo’s attributes are balanced in her divine perfection. And they are perfectly balanced. If Amy did not have wrath and Amy did not have anger then she would not be our perfect god. Amy is perfect in love, on the one hand, and she is equally perfect in hate, on the other hand. Just as totally as she loves, so totally does she hate. As her love is unmixed, so is her hate unmixed. In layman's terms it simply means you don't want to meet up with a pissed off Amy Jo Johnson in a dark ally," said a Meridian leader. “Stop the logging, lest Amy be angry and you perish from the way when her wrath is kindled but a little.”

AJJ Campaign Poster

2011-01-28T18:38:00.000+01:00

Johnson rules out bid for president

2011-01-28T14:41:00.004+01:00

Amy Jo Johnson

(GNN) – Several unconfirmed sources close to actress Amy Jo Johnson tell GNN the former pink Power Ranger will announce she is not running for President of The United States in 2012.

These sources say she has been flattered by the efforts to nudge her into the presidential race but, as one of the sources put it, "she is a realist and kept coming back to questions about the fund-raising." A second source said some around Johnson also have reminded her of the difficulty of mounting a U.S. presidential campaign from Canada where she is currently filming the hit series Flashpoint.

Johnson at Angel Grove High

"Amy doesn't like being second in anything and there was already a U.S. president named Johnson, so I think that weighed heavily on her final decision not to run" said someone who claims to know the actress. "Most Americans don't even remember Lyndon B. Johnson, to be honest I had to wiki him, so I don't think that should be an issue unless they put him on a $25 dollar bill or something" said a fan of the actress.

College student Craig Tripps said he will vote for Johnson even if he has to cast a write in ballot. "I wish we could do write ins from my iPad but if I have to put a pen to paper I will," said Tripps. "Me and all my friends voted for Obama last time so we could make history by electing the first African American man to the U.S. presidency, this time not only will it be the first woman elected, it will also be the first woman who lives in Canada to be elected to the U.S. presidency! In a perfect world Amy Jo would be at least half Hispanic but you can't have everything." added Tripps.

While Johnson polls in the low single digits in most national surveys on a hypothetical 2012 nomination, she did create a lot of buzz by winning the student presidential election at Angel Grove High School during her tenure on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

Earlier this year, The Order of Meridian, a religious group, launched efforts to convince Johnson into making a bid for the White House.

Mexican faithful attribute miracles to Amy Jo Johnson

2011-01-26T20:47:00.002+01:00

Amy Jo Johnson

The exhibition of personal effects of actress Amy Jo Johnson, in the northern Mexican city of Monterrey, has led some Mexican faithful to attribute new miracles to the former pink Power Ranger and current Flashpoint star.
"People who come here feel very touched and even moved to tears. They say that they feel the presence of Amy Jo Johnson," Order of Meridian member Guillermo Santoro, whose organization put together the exhibit, told GNN.

Marble replica hand

"Many people who are ill have come here," Santoro said, noting the case of a woman suffering pain in one of her arms, which she pressed against the marble replica of one of Amy Jo Johnson’s hands, and asked the actress to help her get better.

"The woman later returned to give thanks to Amy Jo Johnson because the problem she was suffering from had gone away," Santoro said.

Miracle goat

The exibit's director also mentioned the case of an elderly woman whose baby goat was suffering from an illness that doctors believed would cause its premature death. Meridian leaders suggested the woman pray at the same time that Flashpoint was on television.

The woman, who did not own a television, went to pray at the local electronics store and "with all the faith in the world," she asked Amy Jo to perform a miracle for her baby goat, Santoro said.
The woman recently returned to the exhibition to thank Amy Jo because her goat is still alive and its illness has disappeared.

Santoro said that the faithful pray, cry, bring DVDs, old VHS tapes and even autographed photographs and place them before some of the 150 belongings of Amy Jo that have been on display since April 24.
The exhibition has been visited by approximately 100,000 people, both from northern Mexico and from the nearby southwest of the United States.

Among the objects in the exhibit are the pink shorts and roller blades worn by Amy Jo Johnson in Power Rangers The Movie, a guitar she used while recording The Trans American Treatment, a bicycle she once rode to a convenience store to pick up a pack of Marlboro Lights, a baseball cap, an official WB network umbrella, a garden hose used by the actress during a photo shoot, a basketball used in the film Susie Q and designer sun glasses that she wore during a golf tournament.

Agua Bendita de Baño

The exhibition was scheduled to end last June 27 during the annual Agua Bendita de Baño, an aquatic ceremony conducted in a cave filled with Amy Jo Johnson’s bath water which has been collected from around the globe. Each year worshipers are encouraged to bring a small amount of soil that Amy has walked on to the cave, sprinkle some of the soil into the bath water and then submerge themselves for total purification. The Order of Meridian has been asked by the local government to keep the exhibit open until March 2012.

Spandex Hero remake announced

2011-01-25T19:27:00.001+01:00

Editor's Note: This story is a follow up to: Willow Smith to Star in Zhang Bang Chang's 'Spandex Hero'

In a shocking development, Columbus Films presidents Doug Belittle and Matt Toeyam have announced that Underworld director Len Wiseman is in final negotiations to direct their remake of the Zhang Bang Chang film, Spandex Hero. This announcement comes less than a week after Bang Chang announced that he was making a film based on the life of Amy Jo Johnson.

Len Wiseman

Wiseman is best known as Mr. Kate Beckinsale, the director of Underworld and enough Underworld sequels to make Underworld fans shrug and say “Another Underworld sequel, yay?”

“The plan is to create a brand new contemporary take on the Spandex Hero story based on Zhang Bang Chang‘s still unfinished film” a source who once stood close to the director reported. “Wiseman read almost four full pages of Bang Chang’s 2134 page script and he was just blown away by the concept”. “He’s always been fascinated with Bang Chang films, and I’m excited at that prospect of Len diving even deeper into the type of world Bang Chang evokes and the questions Bang Chang’s film asks. I love that Len wants to shoot his version of Spandex Hero in 3D and that Len has set the film in modern day Hungary. It's a bold move by an even bolder director."

The original Spandex Hero is set in ancient China and is a total mind-trip, causing you to question if it’s all real or if it’s all just in your mind. The original film is actually still in pre-production but when the studio sees a good idea come from a source outside the Hollywood system, they tend to shoot first and ask questions later. The problem some insiders see is that Bang Chang’s film is set to come out in 2013; we don’t like a lot of remakes being announced before the original film is finished and some in Hollywood have called the remake just sort of crazy. “It’s really a matter of the public’s perception,” said an industry insider, “If Wiseman can finish his version of Spandex Hero before Bang Chang finishes his version of the film, people will think Bang Chang is the one who filmed a re-make.”

Kate Beckinsale and Rhona Mitra

Though Wiseman’s film is being called a remake of sorts, this new movie is more of a second adaptation or re-imagining of Bang Chang‘s original script. But who would play the lead role of Amy Jo Johnson? “Len would love to see his wife Kate Beckinsale in the role but if she wants to be a stubborn bitch he could tap Rhona Mitra to play the role of Johnson,” said a source close to Wiseman’s pool boy.

Well, according to yet another industry source, a janitor at the studio expected Amy Jo Johnson to play Amy Jo Johnson. This fits with a subtle-yet-interesting trend of casting lesser-known actors in roles of lesser-known actors if that actor is the actor being portrayed. Wiseman sees “no point in using Johnson in a film about Johnson when you can go in an entirely different direction,” said a friend of the director’s long time dog groomer.

Beckinsale jet pack concept drawing

Despite your feelings about another version of Spandex Hero being made, the studio doesn’t really care how you feel and that has to be a big positive. The 3D movie might even be going to space, which was not part of the original Bang Chang script. Descriptions of Wiseman’s re-imagined script are vague, for sure, but the studio promises there will be “dozens of beautiful women who wear skin tight latex cat suits flying through space propelled by jet packs” in the soon to be blockbuster film.

"I think the world that Len Wiseman is creating is incredible. It’s the real 3D world and a real feeling future 3D world, where everything is in 3D and huge unexplained explosions blow up lots of cool stuff. Add to that the fact that they are shooting in Hungary, so you can expect lots of latex clad, gothic, 3D vampires. It’s just everything I like to see in a movie, it just makes me more and more excited," said one industry insider.

“They’re playing it like a real world, but there are 3D advancements to the real world, and it’s just really, it’s cool, so cool, so very cool, it just oozes coolness, it’s going to be very cool. Even though they haven’t shot a single frame I know it’s an awesome movie. I’m dying, as a fan of movies, more than anything, it’s a movie that I’m just dying to see,” said an un-named source on an Internet message board.

Bang Chang's film is expected to be huge so count on this Wiseman remake to be huge, as well. When compared in scope to Wiseman’s other latex clad vampire projects the studio says that Spandex Hero is bigger, more bloated, and just freakin enormous. That can only be good news for action fans!

Delete Your 'Fakebook' Account

2011-01-24T20:14:00.006+01:00

SWEET WATER, AL. -- Thou shalt not use Facebook to create fake Amy Jo Johnson profiles. That's the edict from an Alabama temple leader who feels that fake Amy Jo Johnson Facebook profiles can lead to temptation, sexually transmitted diseases and even total insanity.

Example of a fake Amy Jo Johnson profile

Grand Prior Vader said about 200 worshipers among the estimated 1,109,056 members of The Order of Meridian’s Temple of Amy Jo Johnson have run into trouble over the last six months after they connected with Amy Jo Johnson worshipers by creating fake Amy Jo Johnson Facebook accounts.

Because of the problems, he is ordering about 20 high ranking temple officials to delete their accounts with the social networking site or resign from their leadership positions. He had previously asked confused congregants to share their login information with the temple’s leaders and now plans to suggest that they give up their fake and real Facebook profiles altogether.

"I've been in extended counseling with dozens of Amy Jo Johnson worshipers because of Facebook," he said. "What happens is someone decides they are so in touch with the pure spirit of Amy Jo Johnson that they can think and even speak as her, without the religious training that we temple leaders have undergone, it’s pure madness and very dangerous. It leads to conversations with worshipers who think they are actually speaking with the real Amy Jo Johnson and these worshipers are rightfully willing to do Amy Jo’s bidding whatever that may be. These fakes then feel the rush of power and sometimes order the worshiper to have physical meet-ups. The temptation is just too great for those without proper training."

Grand Prior Vader has a Facebook account that he uses to keep in touch with global Temple of Amy Jo Johnson members, but he will heed his own advice and cancel his account this weekend. On Sunday, he plans to "strongly suggest" that all temple members stop using Facebook, lest they endanger their purity and sanity. "The advice will go to the entire order," he said. "They'll hear what I'm asking of my order’s leadership. I won't mandate it for the entire temple, but I hope people will follow my advice."

Vader said he has spoken from the pulpit before about the dangers of Facebook, asking people to un-friend all fake Amy Jo Johnson profiles. "Some did. Others got scared and deleted their own fake Amy Jo Johnson accounts right away. And some felt it was none of my business and continued on pretending to be Amy Jo," he said.
Vader said he has gotten a mostly positive response so far among the leaders subject to his edict, which was first reported by the Lakeside Park Press.

“It’s almost as if everyone has forgotten The Winona Ryder Myspace wars of 2005” said Vader referring to the violent clashes between Winona Ryder worshipers known as The Children of Noni. Countless casualties occurred after a popular Winona Ryder Myspace page admitted that they were a fake and it was all a joke. “The Children of Noni were permanently splintered during those dark days with some worshipers favoring the fake Winona over the real Winona because quite frankly, the fake was far more interesting than the real Winona Ryder,” added Vader. “We should learn from past mistakes even if these lessons come from misguided heathens.”

Chastity Ronson

Chastity Ronson, a volunteer at the temple, uses her Facebook account to connect with actual friends that she really knows in real life. She does not have a fake Amy Jo Johnson account and is therefore not required to delete any fake account, but she agrees with Vader about the dangers such sites can create.
"I know he feels very strongly about this," she said. "Facebook can be a useful tool, but it also can cause great problems in a person’s fragile mind. If you take the time to set up a fake Amy Jo Johnson account and pretend to be Amy Jo Johnson on Facebook, you've got a serious mental problem and might even need to get some sort of counseling."
Ronson says there are legitimate uses for Facebook, which is why she started an account a few years ago. "People use it as an opportunity to invite others to temple gatherings, to share Scripture or talk about what went on at the temple picnic or to play Farmville," she said. "Those are all positive, worthwhile things. But for the weak minded, the downside is just too great."

The Temple has released a Facebook safety guide on spotting fake Amy Jo Johnson profiles which states you should un-friend any Amy Jo Johnson profile if any of the following events occur.

1. Amy Jo Johnson responds to the email you sent telling her how cool you thought she was when she played Kimberly the pink Power Ranger.
2. Amy Jo Johnson “pokes” you.
3. Amy Jo Johnson wishes you a happy birthday on your wall.
4. Amy Jo Johnson friends one or more of your real friends.
5. Amy Jo Johnson agrees to come to your town for “a quick acoustic set”.
6. Amy Jo Johnson “likes” any photos that show the real you.
7. Amy Jo Johnson sends you Mafia Wars requests.
8. Amy Jo Johnson asks you to meet her middle-aged friend named Chuck at the local Motel 6.
9. Amy Jo Johnson suggests you friend Hillary Swank and Jennifer Garner.
10. Amy Jo Johnson sends you an email with a link to more revealing photos of her that are hosted on a Russian dating website.

Facebook did not immediately respond to an interview request left at its California offices.

Willow Smith to Star in Zhang Bang Chang's 'Spandex Hero'

2011-01-22T18:25:00.002+01:00

Zhang Bang Chang

Oscar-nominated Chinese filmmaker Zhang Bang Chang has cast Willow Smith, the daughter of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith in "Spandex Hero," a big-budget look at the life of former pink Power Ranger, Amy Jo Johnson, the director announced at a press conference on Wednesday.

Amy Jo Johnson

Ms. Johnson has been the focus of several recent small budget Chinese films, all of which have featured the actress’ very early life during the Xia Dynasty and Johnson herself is reportedly in negations to join Spandex Hero in an advisory role with an option for a cameo appearance in the film.

While Willow Smith won't play an adult Johnson, she will play Johnson in her adolescent years during the Shang Dynasty when Johnson helped thousands of Chinese farmers escape certain death from magical winged serpents, armies of soulless bronze warriors and angry animal spirits.

Bang Chang wrote the script that is reportedly over 2100 pages, 40% of which will be filmed in China, with the rest being shot in Canada and the United Kingdom. “Film might be what westerners call franchise as film might be chop into five or six film because attention span of America be how you say…stupid,” said Bang Chang through an interpreter.

Willow Smith

Bang Chang said that casting Smith wasn't a strategic effort to broaden the appeal of Amy Jo Johnson with the African American community, but rather a coincidence, as the script happened to have an English-speaking lead and Willow Smith speaks English. “History teach that Johnson spoke Chinese during first few thousand year but people too lazy to read film so we make film English for lazy bastards”. Bang Chang is said to be in negotiations with Harry Potter star Emma Watson to play Johnson in her years following the Qing Dynasty.

Emma Watson

How will Bang Chang transition from dark skinned Smith to light skinned Watson? “Film will jump back and forth through time like old American film called Highlander. Stupid people may need watch film many time but everything make sense at end of film. Even dumb people who not understand Inception will like Spandex Hero,” said Bang Chang

Bang Chang's longtime producer, Huang Tian, will produce through his Huang Moving Picture Film Company.

Sony Pictures Classics has distributed Bang Chang's movies in the U.S., but the studio doesn't appear to be involved in "Spandex Hero," though Hong Kong-based OOTM Films will be involved in selling the film's international rights, according to the Bollywood Movie Reporter.

"Spandex Hero" boasts a 1200 million Yuan ($180.4 million) budget, and production is scheduled to begin Oct. 10 in China.

Television Star a Time Traveling Commando

2011-01-20T01:35:00.009+01:00

Amy Jo Johnson at Normandy in 1944

Earl Hanes came ashore at Normandy, fought in the Battle of the Bulge and earned a Purple Heart but a photo album he keeps as a reminder of his service has revealed a very strange mystery.

"I want to remember what I did during the big war so I really cherish this album," Hanes told Channel 13 Action News. Hanes was showing his friend Calvin Bane some of his cherished war photos when Calvin spotted something odd. “I was browsing the war pictures when I spotted Amy Jo Johnson, the former Pink Power Ranger” explained Bane.

"I knew her as Lieutenant A.J. Callaghan a young Canadian commando"

“I thought Calvin just had too much to drink again,” said Hanes. The combat veteran at first dismissed his friend’s claim but was shocked when Calvin showed him a photo of the actress from the Internet. “Calvin started to Googling stuff and he brought up a photo of this actress,” explained Hanes. “I couldn’t believe it, the page said she was Amy Jo Johnson but I knew her as Lieutenant A.J. Callaghan a young Canadian commando assigned to our detail back in WWII.”

Red Meade

The mystery deepened as Earl and Calvin continued their investigation. “Amy Jo was in about a half dozen of Earl’s war pictures and it just didn’t make any sense to me. How could an actress born in 1970 be in photos taken in the 1940s?” asked Bane. Earl and Calvin contacted the U.S. bureau of veteran’s affairs and were further mystified by the response they received. “According to the military big shots there was no one named Callaghan assigned to my unit, we received a similar answer from the Canadian government,” said Hanes.

Amy Jo Johnson in Korea May 5, 1951

Earl and Calvin would spend the rest of that weekend binge drinking at the local veteran’s club. “We didn’t go to the club looking for info, we just go there drinking pretty much every night,” said Bane. “Calvin got trashed on 151 rum and started rambling on about A.J. Callaghan being Amy Jo Johnson. He wandered off and fell asleep in one of the bathroom stalls,” said Hanes. “I was taking a brief nap and I guess I was talking in my sleep when Red Meade overheard me,” said Bane. Red was shocked at what Calvin was mumbling because he also remembered A.J. Callaghan from his days aboard The USS Washington.

"Red is a good guy, even if he did serve in the navy"

Meade decided to go home and see if he had any photos of Callaghan but was arrested for DWI after a traffic stop. “Red is a good guy, even if he did serve in the navy, but it was a holiday weekend so he didn’t get out of lock up until Tuesday morning.” Said Hanes.

Johnson aboard The USS Washington

Once Meade was released from lock up the trio of unlikely detectives decided to meet at the veterans’ club and discuss their strange encounters over a few drinks. They spread Mead’s photos across a large card table and were astounded to find several photos that showed A.J. Callaghan onboard the Washington. Things got even stranger when the club’s bartender Randy Quail decided to see what all the commotion was about.

"We don’t talk much to Randy because of what The Japanese did to him over in Nam"

“In over twenty years I aint never seen Randy come out from behind the bar,” said Meade. “We don’t talk much to Randy because of what The Japanese did to him over in Nam, he acts sort of strange and I’m guessing he was tortured to the point where he forgot how to shave or put on a proper uniform for the Veteran’s Day parade,” said Hanes. “I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard him speak to anyone. He just nods and grunts when you give him a drink order,” added Bane.

Johnson in an undated photo

This day would prove to be different in many ways. “Quail began thumbing through the photos and then began jumping up and down acting like he just won the Powerball lottery,” said Hanes. Quail just started screaming, “It’s Mad Dog Callaghan! Son of a bitch, it’s Mad Dog Callaghan!” Quail then proceeded to buy everyone round after round of drinks reported Meade who noted that “Randy Quail is a cheap prick who never even offered us free peanuts before”.

"There’s quite a bit I don’t remember about Nam, like why The United States got involved"

Quail claims he fought alongside of Mad Dog Callaghan during the 1966 Battle of Bong Son in Viet Nam and never knew what fate the young Canadian Lieutenant met. "There’s quite a bit I don’t remember about Nam, like why The United States got involved or what color my socks were but I remember being pinned down by enemy fire for four days and I also remember Callaghan showing up and saving my ass."

"Callaghan had what I would say was the best damn rear end of any navy officer I had ever served under"

Mad Dog Callaghan circa 1945

While looking at photos of Amy Jo Johnson found on the web Quail was overcome by a sense of amazement. “Mad Dog hasn’t aged one day since Nam. I just can’t believe I never noticed that she was a woman until now. Of course I noticed she was a bit more feminine than the U.S. guys but I just figured that was a Canadian thing. Nam was the first time I had ever left the states so I didn’t know the customs of Canada or any other place overseas like that” said Quail. “I did notice that Callaghan had what I would say was the best damn rear end of any navy officer I had ever served under but I honestly never dreamed the Lieutenant was a woman” added Meade.

Since Channel 13 Action News first aired this story last week, the station has been inundated with hundreds of witness accounts from all branches of the military and will air a special investigative report sometime in the following weeks.

Amy Jo Johnson's face in a buritto

2011-01-13T20:38:00.000+01:00

HOLY guacamole! A East Hobart man has discovered the image of Amy Jo Johnson on a store-bought tortilla.

Unemployed actor Lloyd Brownstone told Global News Daily that the flatbread rose from the dead earlier this week.

"It came out of a packet on Wednesday night,'' he said. "My wife had the packet open for a few days and had actually thrown it out. I hadn’t eaten in a couple days due to my unemployment insurance running out so I resurrected it from the bin. I don’t normally eat garbage but it was still in the packet, and I opened it up and took one out and that was on it to my amusement."

On seeing the unusual markings, his first thought was that the face he could see was almost unmistakable.

Lloyd Brownstone and his unusual flatbread

"Could it be Amy Jo Johnson? Whether it's a message from one thespian to another I don't know. Maybe I should put in a shrine for Order of Meridian pilgrims to come and visit."

Mr Brownstone said he had no immediate plans to eat or sell his unusual tortilla, which was bought at a Rocky Bay supermarket.

"What do you do with it? Should I see if it brings me luck, maybe a job? " he said.

"We've wrapped it up to try to keep it as fresh as possible. I'm going to see how it unfolds."

Mr Brownstone said he might buy a lotto ticket or bet on a football match to see if the tortilla brings him luck.

Images of Amy Jo Johnson have appeared in food before.

In 1998 New Mexico woman Maria Romero noticed skillet marks on her tortilla resembling the face of Amy Jo Johnson.

More than 8000 Order of Meridian pilgrims went to her house to view what they regarded as a sacred icon.

And in 2004, the image of Amy Jo Johnson in a toasted cheese sandwich fetched $US24,000 on eBay.

Television star may have been attacked by a werewolf

2011-01-13T14:45:00.006+01:00

Police are looking for a suspect that may have used a costume to possibly attack American born actress Amy Jo Johnson. According to a witness account, the creature looked like a big dog.

Witness sketch

The inhabitants of São Sepé, Rio Grande do Sul, [Brazil] have one more reason to fear Friday the 13th. Besides the bad luck and the strange happenings during that day, a ‘werewolf’ is supposedly at large. One of the possible victims, Flashpoint star Amy Jo Johnson.

Visible werewolf scratch

According to the police, Amy Jo Johnson may have been attacked during the night of August 13 by an animal that looked like a big dog that was standing on its back feet and walked as if it were a man. A witness made a sketch of the creature.

According to the complaint, the creature scratched the chest and may have bitten the neck of the actress. The police informed Global News Daily that Johnson refused medical examination but recent photos of the actress have confirmed the injuries. Officers also claim they will investigate if someone is using a werewolf costume to scare people. No suspect was arrested as of Friday.

In the rural area of Tauá, Ceará, locals asked for police help in July 2008, scared with sightings of an individual “half man and half wolf” that was stealing sheep and breaking into houses.

At the time, the police investigated the case, suspecting that a gang was using costumes to scare the locals and commit the crimes.