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27.11.11

Guinness World Record set

A Hamilton, Ont., man masturbated his way into the Guinness Book of World Records on Wednesday morning and helped raise money for erectile dysfunction research.

Neve Campbell
Clint Mantooth started masturbating at the Burlington Arts Centre on Friday at 8 a.m. and five days later broke the previous record of 12000 ejaculations by one man in five days time. “The plan was to save the 12001 ejaculation for Canadian born actress Neve Campbell but I got sidetracked while searching Google Images. I ran into a few screen captures of the former Pink Power Ranger, Amy Jo Johnson and the pictures just set me off. The next thing you know the whole crowd was cheering and I needed a towel to clean off,” said Mantooth. “I’m going to try to break my own record next year and hopefully Neve will get my 12002 ejaculation!”

The 40-year-old wanted to raise $100,000 for the Canadian Erectile Dysfunction Society in honour of his brother Tony, who is unable to maintain an erection for more than a few seconds at a time. So far he’s received $29,000 in donations.

Mantooth himself was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction while in college and, overcame the illness by refusing to participate in beer pong games hosted by his roommates.

Amy Jo Johnson screen capture.
“Thanks to internet porn and risqué celebrity photos, I survived,” he said. “A lot of sexy women worked really hard to make that possible. Without them, I would not be here today. I owe it to them. I owe it to any hot woman that has ever bent over and looked over her shoulder with a sultry ‘do me hard’ look. I owe it to anyone who has ever done anything naked, semi naked or even just dressed sexy for internet photos”.

Mantooth attempted the record last year, but only lasted for 11673 ejaculations.

Wednesday's record will be official once Guinness receives the evidence and approves Mantooth's claim.