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The Temple of Amy Jo Johnson is the largest Amy Jo Johnson image archive currently online.
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This page is maintained by The Order of Meridian.
Our goal is to rehabilitate the "different type of fan".
This site is not endorsed or approved by Amy Jo Johnson.
This page is maintained by The Order of Meridian.
Our goal is to rehabilitate the "different type of fan".
29.7.16
11.2.15
AJJ in Spiderman film!
Pizza Guy |
Homeless Guy |
“Marvel and Sony want to change things up by making Peter Parker multi-racial. Peter will be of Native-American, Latino, African, Samoan, and Aborigine descent,” claimed Johnson’s eavesdropping neighbor.
“It worked so well for The Fantastic Four that it just makes sense to do it in Spiderman” said a recovering alcoholic who lives at a nearby homeless shelter.
Hot Aunt |
“Aunt May has always been portrayed as a wrinkly old lady and I think this new version is more in tune with reality which is something we need more of in our fantasy films. I think everyone can relate to this new vision of Aunt May. I mean who doesn’t have a hot Aunt that they want to get with? Yeah it’s a little creepy that my aunt looks a bit like my mother but it’s not like we are first cousins.”
Origin Guy |
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6.6.14
29.10.12
We are aware
Yes we are aware that there are a few people re-posting our pics on tumbler. You don't need to email us about it every day. We agree that they should at least give us a link back but there is really nothing we can do about it. So now we steal everything that is not ours from tumbler. What else would you have us do?
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6.10.12
Elias Redstone reports on Spandex Hero
Elias Redstone |
Elias Redstone reports on the production of Zhang Bang Chang’s film, Spandex Hero: The life Story of Amy Jo Johnson.
Easter Island
My flight arrived at 5am at the Mataveri airport on Easter
Island. Within a half hour of checking in I was taken to a Spandex Hero
shooting location. I was told to stay in the production trailer until my escort
arrived. After almost an hour the trailer door opened and to my surprise in
walked the film’s director, Zhang Bang Chang and an interpreter named Kano.
Through Kano I was able to find out a few new and interesting facts.
Elias Redstone: Why has production of Spandex Hero been
delayed?
Zhang Bang Chang: Legal crap with Len Wiseman! They think
they steal my film! I read interviews with that prick, he say he finish film
first, he only finish my gonads first. We shoot film now, we finish great story
better and faster, he only fast to lick my private part sweaty.
Elias Redstone: Why did you sign a deal with Wiseman giving
him rights for a re-make?
Amy Jo Johnson |
Zhang Bang Chang: I sign no deal! Wiseman have lawyer make
deal with our producer. Lawyer make many promise, they say remake come later
but now they like to screw us, so we make many change and screw them much
better.
Elias Redstone: What kind of changes have you made?
Zhang Bang Chang: Ah we not tell you everything! But we say
we make change to get schedule better! Big change! I can tell you is we not use
Willow Smith now. We hire new actresses for roles. Very good for film!
Elias Redstone: New actresses? Does that mean Emma Watson
has also been replaced?
Chinese solider |
Zhang Bang Chang: Watson still negotiate. She want many
thing in contract but we no need for film now because of reschedule. Spandex
Hero be five film now, Watson only be in part four and five if she sign.
Elias Redstone: Will Amy Jo Johnson be in any of the five films?
Zhang Bang Chang: You very stupid. Stupid man! We must go to set now. You
stay here, we come back when ready for more stupid.
Chang and Kano left the trailer. After several hours of waiting I thought about leaving the trailer but
then I noticed an armed Chinese solider was left outside the trailer door. I
waited inside all day. Hopefully
they will come back in the morning.
4.10.12
Hahaha
A fan sent us this image in response to the No Pink Spandex blog's interview with Amy Jo Johnson!
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