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AJJ in Spiderman film!

Pizza Guy
In a shocking development, some guy who delivers pizza to one of Amy Jo Johnson’s neighbors has reported that the former pink Power Ranger will be joining the Marvel cinematic universe as Spiderman’s Aunt May. “So this guy that always orders a double cheese pizza and bread sticks told me if he sits by his backyard fence he can hear what is going on in the Johnson compound” said the delivery driver. 

Homeless Guy

“Marvel and Sony want to change things up by making Peter Parker multi-racial. Peter will be of Native-American, Latino, African, Samoan, and Aborigine descent,” claimed Johnson’s eavesdropping neighbor. 

It worked so well for The Fantastic Four that it just makes sense to do it in Spiderman” said a recovering alcoholic who lives at a nearby homeless shelter. 

Hot Aunt
An early draft of the new Marvel approved script shows that Peter was raised by his Russian born Uncle Ivan and his spunky, Caucasian, Canadian, ex-gymnast Aunt May” said an un-named source with little knowledge of the actual plans.
Aunt May has always been portrayed as a wrinkly old lady and I think this new version is more in tune with reality which is something we need more of in our fantasy films. I think everyone can relate to this new vision of Aunt May. I mean who doesn’t have a hot Aunt that they want to get with? Yeah it’s a little creepy that my aunt looks a bit like my mother but it’s not like we are first cousins.” 

Origin Guy
Plans to show Peter Parker witness the death of Bruce Wayne’s parents have been put on hold as Marvel has not been able to come to terms with Warner Bros. “By not showing Batman’s origin in the new Spiderman film we will be able to once again show Spiderman’s origin which is something we know the fans will be excited about” said an anonymous script writer.


We are aware

Yes we are aware that there are a few people re-posting our pics on tumbler. You don't need to email us about it every day. We agree that they should at least give us a link back but there is really nothing we can do about it. So now we steal everything that is not ours from tumbler. What else would you have us do?


New Image!

Amy Jo Johnson looking ridiculously hot.

Elias Redstone reports on Spandex Hero

Elias Redstone
Editor's Note: This story is a follow up to Willow Smith to Star in Zhang Bang Chang's 'Spandex Hero' and Spandex Hero remake announced

Elias Redstone reports on the production of Zhang Bang Chang’s film, Spandex Hero: The life Story of Amy Jo Johnson.

Easter Island
My flight arrived at 5am at the Mataveri airport on Easter Island. Within a half hour of checking in I was taken to a Spandex Hero shooting location. I was told to stay in the production trailer until my escort arrived. After almost an hour the trailer door opened and to my surprise in walked the film’s director, Zhang Bang Chang and an interpreter named Kano. Through Kano I was able to find out a few new and interesting facts.

Elias Redstone: Why has production of Spandex Hero been delayed?

Zhang Bang Chang: Legal crap with Len Wiseman! They think they steal my film! I read interviews with that prick, he say he finish film first, he only finish my gonads first. We shoot film now, we finish great story better and faster, he only fast to lick my private part sweaty.

Elias Redstone: Why did you sign a deal with Wiseman giving him rights for a re-make?
Amy Jo Johnson

Zhang Bang Chang: I sign no deal! Wiseman have lawyer make deal with our producer. Lawyer make many promise, they say remake come later but now they like to screw us, so we make many change and screw them much better.

Elias Redstone: What kind of changes have you made?

Zhang Bang Chang: Ah we not tell you everything! But we say we make change to get schedule better! Big change! I can tell you is we not use Willow Smith now. We hire new actresses for roles. Very good for film!

Elias Redstone: New actresses? Does that mean Emma Watson has also been replaced?

Chinese solider
Zhang Bang Chang: Watson still negotiate. She want many thing in contract but we no need for film now because of reschedule. Spandex Hero be five film now, Watson only be in part four and five if she sign.

Elias Redstone: Will Amy Jo Johnson be in any of the five films?

Zhang Bang Chang: You very stupid. Stupid man! We must go to set now. You stay here, we come back when ready for more stupid.

Chang and Kano left the trailer. After several hours of waiting I thought about leaving the trailer but then I noticed an armed Chinese solider was left outside the trailer door. I waited inside all day.  Hopefully they will come back in the morning.



A fan sent us this image in response to the No Pink Spandex blog's interview with Amy Jo Johnson!